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The VeggieTales videos revolve around Bible stories or moral lessons aimed at children, but with adult-friendly jokes and asides mixed in and, of course, a heaping helping of vegetables. (Though you have to interpret the "veggie" thing kind of loosely as the stories feature tomatoes, grapes, blueberries and other non-vegetables.) Under the Veggie treatment, the Biblical tale of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego becomes Rack, Shack and Benny while the familiar account of David and Goliath is titled Dave and the Giant Pickle. The stories themselves are played pretty straight, and it's the series narrators, Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber and Junior Asparagus, that usually get the laughs. That and the habit of interrupting the story with an "and now for something completely different" moment in the form of "Silly Songs with Larry" or, occasionally, "Love Songs with Mr. Lunt," a decorative gourd with the sensibilities of a Latin lover. And the songs are extremely silly but memorable. Days later, you'll find yourself singing, "Oh, where is my hairbrush?" or "I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings and I've never been to Boston in the fall!"
For fans who just aren't satisfied by the "cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour" of VeggieTales on each video, Big Idea presents VeggieTales Rockin' Tour LIVE, a stage show that promises fun with your favorite characters and songs from the series plus new faces and tunes. So "if a squash can make you smile, if you like to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce aisle," has VeggieTales Rockin' Tour LIVE got a show for you. These greens can't guarantee vitamins and minerals, only a hilarious time.