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Minor, if not without its privileged moments, My Blueberry Nights does include one of the most erotic sequences in any of Wong's films: a fetishistic mega-close-up of the sleeping Jones' pie-à-la-mode-flecked lips. But akin to seeing Wong without his trademark shades, the movie unavoidably inspires two mental exercises. The first: imagining it in subtitled Chinese, recast with Chinese actors (Tony Leung in place of the too-eager-to-please Jude Law). The second: replaying Wong's greatest hits sans Orientalism — were the performances in 2046 as mediocre and the dialogue as trite as in My Blueberry Nights? Well, we'd still have the melancholy and the visual style (as is true here, even if the cinematography is too glam and the dessert colors a shade too rich). All of the filmmaker's themes — memory, regret, loss, insomnia — are present, along with the misfortune of an American-style happy ending.
Blueberry Nights set the tone for Cannes' first week, characterized by a wistful globalism and dominated by Chinese and American movies. The official section boasts four American Palm d'Or-eates — the Coens, Quentin Tarantino, Gus Van Sant, and Michael Moore — along with Steven Soderbergh's Ocean's Thirteen and David Fincher's Zodiac. Sicko and Zodiac were particularly well received, as was the Coens' lean gothic western No Country for Old Men — a movie unencumbered by ideas or characters, save for Javier Bardem's implacable killer, and an early favorite for a top prize.
The epitome of globo-absurdity, however, has been Olivier Assayas' meta-trashy, mainly English Boarding Gate, which winds up with sullen S&M hooker hit-girl and festival it-girl Asia Argento wandering, drugged, through the back alleys and karaoke clubs of mysterious Hong Kong; the triumph of globo-absurdity, complicated by genius, is thus far Hou Hsiao-hsien's supposed remake of the 1956 kids' film, The Red Balloon. Both were included in the festival's more experimental "Un Certain Regard" section, with Hou's Flight of the Red Balloon the opening attraction.
Commissioned by the Musée d'Orsay and supposedly sent back twice for reediting by the Cannes powers-that-be, Hou's first non-Asian feature is not so much a film as a film-object: It's densely edited, conceptually complicated, and enchantingly eccentric. The eponymous balloon is at once a character, a (literally) free-floating metaphor, and the subject of a student movie being produced by the movie's lone Chinese character.
Like Boarding Gate, Flight of the Red Balloon is centered on a spectacular, courageously off-putting performance — namely, Juliette Binoche's turn as a distracted, frowsy single mom whose current job appears to be narrating a Yuan Dynasty puppet play. In subject matter as well as self-reflexivity, the movie is surprisingly close to Hou's masterpiece The Puppetmaster — albeit looser, more lyrical, and much devoted to the problem of orchestrating "nothing" in impossibly tight spaces.
The official section includes two other Chinese film-objects: Triangle, in which Tsui Hark, Ringo Lam, and Johnny To play the surrealist "exquisite corpse" game of extending doodles, each director handling a successive chunk of the same crime story. The result is more subtraction than addition; a more productive instance of less-as-more is Wang Bing's three-hour, three-setup documentary Fengming: A Chinese Memoir. Unprompted and unrelenting, an elderly Chinese woman recounts her harrowing experiences during the 1950s anti-Rightist campaign and 1960s cultural revolution in a torrent of words that is not only a devastating critique of Chinese communism but, in some respects, the festival's most remarkable performance.
The biggest Chinese crowd-pleaser, however, has been Li Yang's Blind Mountain. An apt follow-up to Li's corrosive coal-mine thriller Blind Shaft, Blind Mountain — in which a college student is abducted and sold as a bride — has a similar documentary subtext and "blind" narrative force. Indeed, the shockingly abrupt ending brought down the house at normally soignée Salle Debussy. The scene in which rural medics demand payment up front before attending a dying patient was worthy of Michael Moore's pamphleteering Sicko, a scattershot evisceration of the American health system that's most effective when identifying said system as a raging capitalist symptom.