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Onstage Offense

By Jesse Hughey

Published on October 09, 2008 at 12:41am

 Patrice Oneal wonders whether condoms work. "If you're going to fuck a bitch with a condom on, and she go, 'Ooh, I'm so glad you got that condom on, 'cause my pussy's a mess,' would you still fuck her?" So why is he an occasional Fox News commentator? Perhaps because he's so anti-PC that he'll defend Opie and Anthony rape jokes and Michael Richards' racial meltdown. He performs 8 p.m. Thursday, 8 and 10:30 p.m. Friday; 6:30 and 9 p.m. Saturday; and 7:30 p.m. Sunday at Addison Improv, 4980 Belt Line Road. Tickets are $20. Call 972-404-8501 or visit improv.com.
Thu., Oct. 9, 8 p.m.; Fri., Oct. 10, 8 & 10:30 p.m.; Sat., Oct. 11, 6:30 & 9 p.m.; Sun., Oct. 12, 7:30 p.m., 2008


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